Glee
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You're higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most selfish person I've ever met in my life.
I appreciate the brovention but I just told her that so I could get a sympathy pants massage.
Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.
Puck [on Lauren]
I always thought of Beth as an accident, but she's no accident.
I don't really groove on Young MC.
Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?
What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.
The advantage of a relationship with a younger dude is that I've still got four more rounds in me before I need a steak sandwich and a Coke Zero.
I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.
I don't pay for food. It's my thing, yo. We're gonna dine and dash.
I am not down with this. I like being a dude.
Torah Torah Torah! It's go time!
