Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Puck Quotes
Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.
It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.
I don't really groove on Young MC.
Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.
I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.
$1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.
Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
