Glee
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Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.
I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture!
Please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks.
I am not down with this. I like being a dude.
I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.
Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?
What's the point in living when I suck so much?
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.
Puck: I feel like that guy who lost all his hair, then lost all his hair.
Santana : Samson?
Puck : Agassi.
I did some research, blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other.
Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
