Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Puck Quotes
Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.
Mercedes: Seriously? That's what you came up with?
Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.
While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.
You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?
Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.
Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.
Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.
Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know. I've never had balls in my mouth. Have you?
I don't like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style... I see God every time I make out with a chick.
There's no way I'm going back to juvee. There's no chicks and no Kosher meals in that place.
You really can't put a dollar amount on the combination of talent plus fear.
Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
