Puck Quotes (Page 8)
Season 1, Episode 11: "Hairography"
Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "Ballad"
Puck: I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "Wheels"
Puck: $1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Puck: I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.
• Rating: Unrated
Puck: You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "Mash-Up"
Puck: It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Puck: Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
• Rating: Unrated
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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