Glee
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I am not down with this. I like being a dude.
Please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks.
I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture!
I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.
Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!
$1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.
I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.
You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
