Glee
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Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.
You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?
While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.
Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.
Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.
Mercedes: Seriously? That's what you came up with?
Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.
I did some research, blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other.
Puck: I feel like that guy who lost all his hair, then lost all his hair.
Santana : Samson?
Puck : Agassi.
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.
What's the point in living when I suck so much?
Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?
I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.
