Glee
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Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.
All I can say is that I didn't steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone.
Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.
Mr. Schuester's set list makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
I don't pay for food. It's my thing, yo. We're gonna dine and dash.
Puck: You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up.
Santana: You are so cool.
You really can't put a dollar amount on the combination of talent plus fear.
There's no way I'm going back to juvee. There's no chicks and no Kosher meals in that place.
I don't like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style... I see God every time I make out with a chick.
Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know. I've never had balls in my mouth. Have you?
Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.
Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.
