The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSRajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes
Penny: All right, try thinking about this -- Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj: Shut your ass.
Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard to continue you're going to have to believe whatever wild-eyed cockamamie excuse the white devil has the nerve to offer you.
Raj [to Priya on the phone]
Leonard: Oh, geez, I - I don't know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row.
Raj: Oh, come on, man. Bros before... my sister.
Beefaroni and a show? How do you turn that down?
Tater tots and a party invitation. What a great day.
Cute is for puppies. I want to be something sexy, like a labradoodle.
I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.
Howard: Oh I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: I'd like to weigh in here: No.
I'd like to raise two points, #1 I think they are talking about penises, and #2 these Mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.
Raj: Last night I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching side by side mansions. But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?
Howard: It means that after we play handball I'm showering at home.
Leonard's going all alpha-nerd on Sheldon's ass!
Hey, why am I in charge with phone support? Seems a bit racist.
