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Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.

Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.

Raj's poem

Penny: All right, try thinking about this -- Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj: Shut your ass.

Look, if you want your relationship with Leonard to continue you're going to have to believe whatever wild-eyed cockamamie excuse the white devil has the nerve to offer you.

Raj [to Priya on the phone]

Leonard: Oh, geez, I - I don't know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row.
Raj: Oh, come on, man. Bros before... my sister.

Beefaroni and a show? How do you turn that down?

Tater tots and a party invitation. What a great day.

Cute is for puppies. I want to be something sexy, like a labradoodle.

I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.

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