There's a snake on the mother flying plane!

Kate Beckett: I got here as soon as I could.
Rick Castle: Never soon enough.

Kate Beckett: LT is going to drive you home.
Rick Castle: And if I refuse?
Kate Beckett: Then he'll drive you home in handcuffs.
Rick Castle: Just for the record, extremely bitter.

On the bright side, at least I'm not crazy.

Kate Beckett: But Castle, why would you be abducted on our wedding day and end up in Thailand?
Rick Castle: Worst bachelor party ever?

I was in Thailand getting shot at with Chuck Norris?

I think we may have just dug our own graves.

Kate Beckett: I mean, there's a reason why Capt. Gates doesn't get up on the stage and have fun.
Rick Castle: I just always assumed it was because she was genetically incapable of it.

Rick Castle: That thing in the shower. That is delightful.
Kate Beckett: That is not a routine. That's two naked people singing when there's no one around to see or hear it.

Rick Castle: I know I have occasionally theorized that a conspiracy was afoot.
Kate Beckett: Occasionally?

You can not leave behind what is always at your side.

Believe me, Beckett has plenty of experience taking a bullet for other people doing stupid things. Hell, she's married to me.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.