Robin Scherbatsky Quotes
Season 8, Episode 24: "Something New"
Robin: A week from today we are going to be legend, wait for it...
Barney: Married!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 22: "The Bro Mitzvah"
Robin: I'm not a virgin! My napkin ring has seen plenty of breadsticks and one baguette. I dated a center from the Knicks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 20: "The Time Travelers "
Robin: Marshall it doesn't matter. Cause you'd lose anyway and you know why? Cause I'm Sparkles bitch!
Marshall: Oh and you think you can to me? You think you could step up to the streets? To me? You think you could step up, over me, to the streets?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 17: "The Ashtray"
Robin: He's looking for Lily. Should I give him her number?
Marshall: Yeah we've already discussed it. It's four million dollars cash.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 16: "Bad Crazy"
Lily: You took my infant child to a strip club?
Robin: It was just topless!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 10: "The Over-Correction"
Robin: I love Patrice, we're like sisters.
Ted: You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.
Robin: Sisters fight Ted!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 8: "Twelve Horny Women"
Robin: There is a dark side to being a rocker on the road north of the 49th!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 4: "Who Wants To Be A Godparent"
Ted: If called upon, I'd be honored to raise Marvin.
Robin: If you want him to be raised by his underwear on a flagpole, Teds your guy. If you want him pulling the cord on some other nerds panties, I'm your guy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 3: "Nannies"
Red: Victoria keeps tampons at my apartment.
Robin: Damn it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Pre-Nup"
Robin: Oh Hero Ted, he loves that move.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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