Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 15: "The Burning Beekeeper"
Ted: You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin: It's pretty badass your so nice Ted.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Marshall: Come on lay some of that classic Scherbatsky mean son of a bitch on me. Treat me like I'm a girl scout trying to sell you cookies.
Robin: Four dollars a box and you're out of thin mints?! You green little...I don't do that!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: Come on Robin, it's my penis we're talkin' about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Robin: She?
Barney: Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships...and lake monsters.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 14: "46 Minutes"
Kevin: Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?
Robin: Something terrible happened.
Kevin: Are they ok? Are they in the hospital?
Barney: No, somewhere much, much worse...
Marshall: Long Island!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 13: "Tailgate"
Robin: I just can't do 2011 anymore. Are you with me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sandy: I don't know what went wrong.
Robin: Well proposing a three way was bad, starting without us was worse, finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "Symphony of Illumination"
Robin: Sucks to be you braces.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Tick Tick Tick"
Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Barney: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney: No that's not it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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