Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 24: "The Magician's Code Part Two"
Robin: If I stole a scalpel and I cut you open, all I would find is this scared trembling pile of crap.
Ted: See I've missed these talks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "The Magician's Code Part One"
Robin: That was not cool Ted.
Lily: Contraction!
Robin: That wasn't cool Ted?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Oh we're bustin' apple bags? I can bust apple bags.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal you stop even touching yourself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 22: "Good Crazy"
Ted: Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to d**k Grayson his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, A.K.A. Robin!
Robin: Holy long walk for a short drink of water Ted!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Now We're Even"
Robin: Robin Sparkles was a cabin-hold name!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 20: "Trilogy Time"
Barney: It's my apartment and I need to assert my dominance as a man.
Robin: Don't ever, say that to any girl, ever!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 19: "The Broath"
Lily: I was once with a dude who couldn't even fantasize about a three-way. He was all, ooh she's your best friend!
Robin: What now?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Patrice: You seem so down today Robin, I made you cookies.
Robin: Patrice, stop smothering me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 15: "The Burning Beekeeper"
Ted: You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin: It's pretty badass your so nice Ted.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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