Roger Sterling Quotes
Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.
If you can make it through a day like today, marriage is a cake walk.
Can someone please get my wife out of the kitchen? I have something very nice to say about her.
Anabelle: You were the one.
Roger: You weren't.
You wanna be on some people's minds. Some people, you don't.
Anabelle: You're married, aren't you?
Roger: I am.
Anabelle: Still or again?
Roger: You know it's again. And don't get cute.
You're gonna use your dying breath to tell Don to fix this.
Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Kinsey: He might lose his foot.
Roger: Right when he got it in the door.
I don't like being judged.
Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.
[on grieving for celebrities] I mean Roosevelt, I hated the man, but I felt like I knew him.