Can someone please get my wife out of the kitchen? I have something very nice to say about her.

Anabelle: You were the one.
Roger: You weren't.

You wanna be on some people's minds. Some people, you don't.

Anabelle: You're married, aren't you?
Roger: I am.
Anabelle: Still or again?
Roger: You know it's again. And don't get cute.

You're gonna use your dying breath to tell Don to fix this.

Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.

Kinsey: He might lose his foot.
Roger: Right when he got it in the door.

I don't like being judged.

Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.

[on grieving for celebrities] I mean Roosevelt, I hated the man, but I felt like I knew him.

Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.

Don Draper: (to Pete) The day you sign a client is the day you start losing one.
[a few minutes later]
Roger Sterling: The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
Don Draper: You don't really believe that.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Don: You have a foul mouth. Take responsibility for your failure. That account was handed to you and you made nothing of it because you have no character.
Mathis: You don't have any character. You're just handsome. Stop kidding yourself!
Don: Everybody has problems. Some people can handle them and some people can't. Look at yourself because the next thing you're going to have to move past is losing this job. You're fired.