Roger Sterling Quotes
Kinsey: He might lose his foot.
Roger: Right when he got it in the door.
I don't like being judged.
Roger: It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.
Don: No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.
[on grieving for celebrities] I mean Roosevelt, I hated the man, but I felt like I knew him.
Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.
Don Draper: (to Pete) The day you sign a client is the day you start losing one.
[a few minutes later]
Roger Sterling: The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
Don Draper: You don't really believe that.
You know what my father used to say? "Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face."
Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.
(to Don) At some point, we've all parked in the wrong garage.
Roger Sterling: Say nothing. You are here because of Don Draper's largess.
Pete Campbell: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Roger Sterling: Now, I know that your generation went to college instead of serving, so I'll illuminate you. This man is your commanding officer. You live and die in his shadow. Understood?
Pete Campbell: (nods vigorously) I won't let you down, Don.
Roger Sterling: Jesus! Campbell...don't ever say that.
Roger Sterling: I bet there were people in the Bible walking around, complaining about "kids today."
Don Draper: Kids today, they have no one to look up to. Cuz they're looking up to us.
Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?