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Mad-men

A wooden leg...They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.

My uncle lost his leg, hitching a trailer. He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any.

Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.

Roger: How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again?
Don: I never saw myself working in a place like this.

Roger: Peggy, can you get me some coffee?
Peggy: No.

You're not good as relationships because you don't value them.

I wanna see what you look like with your tail between your legs.

Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.

If you can make it through a day like today, marriage is a cake walk.

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