With my hair you can't even see me in here.

This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm.

I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.

A wooden leg...They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.

My uncle lost his leg, hitching a trailer. He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any.

Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.

Roger: How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again?
Don: I never saw myself working in a place like this.

Roger: Peggy, can you get me some coffee?
Peggy: No.

You're not good as relationships because you don't value them.

I wanna see what you look like with your tail between your legs.

Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.

If you can make it through a day like today, marriage is a cake walk.

Mad Men Quotes

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.

Don: Do you ever feel like there's less to actually do but more to think about?
Ted: Not really. Maybe I'm a bad manager. Maybe I'm too, what do they call it, 'hands on.'