Roger Sterling Quotes (Page 5)
Season 4, Episode 1: "Public Relations"
Roger: I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.
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Roger: A wooden leg...They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.
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Roger: My uncle lost his leg, hitching a trailer. He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any.
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Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.
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Season 3, Episode 13: "Shut the Door. Have a Seat..."
Roger: How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again?
Don: I never saw myself working in a place like this.
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Roger: Peggy, can you get me some coffee?
Peggy: No.
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Roger: You're not good as relationships because you don't value them.
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Roger [to Don]: I wanna see what you look like with your tail between your legs.
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Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"
Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.
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Roger: If you can make it through a day like today, marriage is a cake walk.
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