If Lee Garner Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

Freddy: I don't want Pete Campbell anywhere near this. I was surprised you took him along.
Roger: No comment.

With my hair you can't even see me in here.

This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm.

I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.

A wooden leg...They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.

My uncle lost his leg, hitching a trailer. He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any.

Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.

Roger: How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again?
Don: I never saw myself working in a place like this.

Roger: Peggy, can you get me some coffee?
Peggy: No.

You're not good as relationships because you don't value them.

I wanna see what you look like with your tail between your legs.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger