Popular Ron Swanson Quotes
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.
I’d like to introduce you to my son. John, middle name redacted, Swanson.
My son is several weeks old. He is very familiar with the sound of power tools.
He now has that look that only comes with the pride of labor. Or…he pooped. Either way, I’ve never been prouder.
On nights like this when the cold winds blow, the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dream, come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.
Duke Silver
Ron: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by a children’s tv program called Doc McStuffins.
Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Ron: No.
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.
I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system.
Ben: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Ron: Thank you, that means a lot to me.
