Popular Ron Swanson Quotes
Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.
That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.
Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.
I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.
Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...
Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.
Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.
You think I would carry around pictures of my child where anyone could see them?
They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."
Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?
This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.
Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.
