Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 4)
Season 5, Episode 3: "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
Andy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Ron: No.
Andy: I think it would make Diane happy.
Ron: Why does that matter? Shut up.
• Rating: Unrated
Little girl 1: I'm a princess.
Little girl 2: I'm a mermaid.
Ron: I'm the director of Parks and Recreation.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "Soda Tax"
Ron: Take this compass. All great adventurers need one.
Leslie: As far as all this firing stuff goes...I will not forget and I will never forgive you.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: I went to Paunch Burger and got a number two: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe with hash browns, chili cheese fries, and one poached egg.
Ann: Ugh, number two is right.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 1: "Mrs. Knope Goes to Washington"
Ron: Your work is appreciated. Eat some corn.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: These people are meat virgins. They'll have been taken by the grill and delicately and tenderly been shown the ways of flavorful meat love. Mmmm...the first time is so beautiful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: In my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner. His name is Tom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jerry: Can we at least have corn on the cob?
Ron: No.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 22: "Win, Lose, or Draw"
Ron: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Live Ammo"
Chris: You and I will embark in a quick session of heart-rate meditation, focusing on conscious breathing and opening the heart shakra.
Ron: I'm not sure I'm interested in that. No, I am sure, I'm not interested in that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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