Ryan Howard Quotes (Page 13)
Season 3, Episode 9: "The Convict"
Michael: You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop da soap. Don't drop da soap.
Ryan: Michael, please.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Initiation"
Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight: They did not. But they didn't have to say it to your face.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Why did Robert Mifflin commit suicide?!
Ryan: Um... he was depressed.
Dwight: Wrong! He hated himself! What ... is the DHARMA Initiative?!
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
Ryan: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere!
Ryan: I think about that all the time.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?
Ryan: Loneliness... maybe women.
Dwight: Wrong. Michael Scott isn't afraid of anything. [pause] Also, I would have accepted "snakes."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 4: "Grief Counseling"
Ryan: A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was... he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeasts and we all took it really hard. All of us, kind of in the audience, of what happened.
Michael: Do you want to talk about it anymore?
Ryan: Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"
Ryan: Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's old job. Which means at my 10-year high school reunion, it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp." It will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm." That'll show 'em.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 20: "Drug Testing"
Ryan: Hey, are you guys hiring?
Linda: You want to work at the urine analysis lab?
Ryan: Yeah. Maybe.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: OK. I'm going to have to search your car. Give me your keys.
Ryan: I am not giving you my keys.
Dwight: Don't make me do this the hard way.
Ryan: What's the hard way?
Dwight: I go down to the police station, on my lunch break. I tell a police officer (I know several) what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.
Ryan: Yeah, let's do it that way.
• Rating: Unrated
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