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They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy you itchy, burning peen.
Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.
Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.
- Permalink: Wow, what an astute observation.
The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!
That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.
- Permalink: That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.
Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?
Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.
- Permalink: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.
Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!
- Permalink: Oh, that sounds fun!
If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.
Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
- Permalink: Bitch
As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.
Sadie: Jenna you have a problem: you’re an asshole.
- Permalink: you’re an asshole.