Sadie Saxton Quotes
Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.
We’re like a mile from the beach. There are shacks owned by children who sell chiclets with a better view than this fleabag.
Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.
Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.
Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.
Stop whispering Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the f**k up or get out.
Sadie: You’re like vanilla ice cream: boring but everyone likes it ‘cause it’s bland, benign, milquetoast.
Sadie: Don’t use my real name!
Tamara: Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.
Sorry Val, can’t join you in your suicide spinster pact just yet.
They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy you itchy, burning peen.
Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.
Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.