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They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy you itchy, burning peen.

Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.

Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.

The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!

That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.

Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!

If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.

Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
Sadie: Whore.
Ally: Bitch

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As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.

Sadie: Jenna you have a problem: you’re an asshole.

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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa
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