The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!

That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.

Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!

If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.

Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
Sadie: Whore.
Ally: Bitch

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As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.

Sadie: Jenna you have a problem: you’re an asshole.

Lacie: Someone wants your advice?
Sadie: Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.

You are so nice it’s annoying.

So you’re watching television about not watching television. That’s really smart.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna