Sadie: I don’t know what’s worse: living with a budget or living with a bitch.
Lissa: I’d say the budget, you live with yourself every day.

Ally: And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Sadie: Agreed!

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Sadie: Collin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around, and karma’s a bitch.
Jenna: Is that why you’re broke and homeless?

What kind of f***ed up, post-apocalyptic world do we live in where Jenna gets to call the shots?

Oh Hameltoe, how you never cease to disappoint.

Sadie: You need to watch it.
Jenna: Watch what?
Sadie: Whatever it is that is going on between the two of you. Even though Matty is blind to your treachery I'm not. I know when something is up, and something is definitely up.

I don't want her to beat herself up for the rest of her life. She'll end up in porn.

You're not welcome.

Sadie: Watch it with the 'tude Twiggy or I will break you in half?
Clark: With your giant man hands?

I fucking love Asians.

Sadie: Jenna I love your costume.
Jenna: I'm not wearing a costume.
Sadie: Really? Because you are the best loser I've seen all morning.

A million dollars for a fucking horseshoe?

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna