Jenna Hamilton tried to kill herself...again!

Sadie: Not you Clark we need a real dude.
Clark: How about you?
Sadie: [flips him off]

Matty: You're a bitch.
Sadie: [smiles] I know.

Sadie: Spoiler Alert: You won't last the week so forgive me if I don't commit your name to memory. You're welcome.

I'm a bitch, but I'm not a heartless bitch.

Thank you, but you can stuff this up your ass. I'm not in mourning, and what the hell would a fucking penguin do if I was?

Tell Gingerskank to go fuck herself, and then forget I called I'm fine.

Can everyone calm the fuck down now!

No one wants to see your V.

A million dollars for a fucking horseshoe?

Sadie: Jenna I love your costume.
Jenna: I'm not wearing a costume.
Sadie: Really? Because you are the best loser I've seen all morning.

I can see you're busy Val I won't come back later.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna