Lacie: Someone wants your advice?
Sadie: Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.

Sadie: Jenna you have a problem: you’re an asshole.

As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.

Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
Sadie: Whore.
Ally: Bitch

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If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.

Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?

That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.

The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!

Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.

Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna