Favorite Sam Axe Quotes
Michael: One bad break out there and a good man dies.
Sam: Nobody said what we do is easy.
Fiona: It's your choice Sam, either I am cousin Kelly, here to take you out to lunch; or I can be your hot... new... flame...
Sam: Hehe, yes Cousin Kelly, I would love to get a pastrami on rye with you.
Sam: this train is rolling brother; the only question is if you're on board
Jesse: Hell yeah, I'm on board.
Fiona: Thinking Car?
Michael: It felt right at the time.
Jesse: Felt right at the time? I don't give a damn; I better see my car again.
Sam: I know the feeling buddy.
Sam: This is starting to feel personal
Michael: It's been personal since Max bled out in my arms.
Sam: So you found the fake Michael Westen, good looking fellow. Doesn't quiet have your chin.
Michael: That means a lot coming from you.
Michael: Say Sam.
Sam: Yeah Mike?
Michael: What does it look like someone spent some time and money fortifying John's house?
Sam: Because someone spent some time and money fortifying John's house.
Sam: Unless we can think of something clever, it's going to get real ugly real fast.
Fiona: Then we will have to think of something clever Sam.
Sam: Can't you do some other favor for the guy, like mow his lawn or wash his plane?
Fiona: That is not how Armand works, if we want his help we do what he ask.
Sam: That's funny; I hear the devil works the same way.
Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".
Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.
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