Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSam Winchester Quotes
Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?
Dean: Be my valentine?
Sam: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
Dean: Have a heart.
Sam: So, Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed. Seriously. Think about it.
Dean: One of Dad's rules? You never use the same crapper twice.
Sam: Everyone uses the same crapper twice.
Dean: Not us. You know what I mean.
Samuel: You think there are maybe calmer ways we could have done all that?
Sam: Do we care?
Sam: What language is it in?
Bobby: Da Vinci Code.
Sam: Why don't you cut to the chase and just roll in it?
Dean: I rarely have wealth.
Sam: What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?
Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: You've got me. I prefer ladies with experience.
Dean: I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
Sam: Wow. That sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth.
I'm gonna rip you apart from the inside out. Do you understand me?
Dean: Until we get you back on your soul train, I'll be your conscience.
Sam: So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
Dean: Shut up. But yeah you fricken puppet, that's exactly what I'm saying.
