Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Santana Quotes
I have to just be me.
Santana: Look, please don't tell my mom.
Sue: Oh, I can't. I don't speak Spanish.
Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?
Quinn always was a genius slapper.
I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?
I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.
Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.
Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
My first real week in New York and I'm snowbound in Bushwick with a bunch of musical theater queens. It's like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie and this is the scene right before we all eat each other.
Santana: I have something to say and I have tried to keep it to myself but I will be silent no longer.
Rachel: What is it?
Santana: That Brody character is a freakin' psycho.
Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.
I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.
