Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Santana Quotes
[to Starchild] Would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch slap some sense into my friend.
Santana: He was a much better person than I am.
Kurt: That is true. But Finn really cared about you. And I don't think he would've done all those things if he didn't think you were decent, too.
I wanna go to a college that isn't a FEMA trailer or a prison yard, so let's take the high road.
As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.
It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.
When did you get so smart?
I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!
Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.
When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is called Snix juice.
"Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."
Earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.
Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.
