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It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.

While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.

When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is called Snix juice.

I have to just be me.

Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?

Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.

Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.

Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?

The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.

Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.

I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

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