Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.

That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.

It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.

While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.

When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is called Snix juice.

I have to just be me.

Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?

Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.

Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.

Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?

The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn