Glee

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I hate weddings. And I hate Valentine's Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.

Santana: Look, please don't tell my mom.
Sue: Oh, I can't. I don't speak Spanish.

Rachel: Oh my god! What are you doing here!
Santana: Lady Hummel called asking us to do an emergency intervention.
Rachel: On who?
Quinn: You.

Quinn always was a genius slapper.

Brittany: Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Show Choir Championship goddesses.
Santana: We are winners which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the unholy trinity.

[to Brittany] You know I will always love you the most.

Santana: Let's just do the mature thing here. This is not an official break up. But let's just be honest that long distance relationships are almost impossible to maintain because both people are rarely getting what they need, especially at our age.
Brittany: This sounds a lot like a break up to me.

Brittany: Being left behind sucks.
Santana: It's just a stupid prank.
Brittany: You don't get it. You left me behind and it hurt.

I know, I'm sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.

"Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."

Santana: What happened to Beiste? Did we do something wrong?
Sue: Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite Kandor and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point of absolutely everything.

We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.

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Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine