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I hate weddings. And I hate Valentine's Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.

Santana: Look, please don't tell my mom.
Sue: Oh, I can't. I don't speak Spanish.

Rachel: Oh my god! What are you doing here!
Santana: Lady Hummel called asking us to do an emergency intervention.
Rachel: On who?
Quinn: You.

Quinn always was a genius slapper.

Brittany: Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Show Choir Championship goddesses.
Santana: We are winners which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the unholy trinity.

[to Brittany] You know I will always love you the most.

Santana: Let's just do the mature thing here. This is not an official break up. But let's just be honest that long distance relationships are almost impossible to maintain because both people are rarely getting what they need, especially at our age.
Brittany: This sounds a lot like a break up to me.

Brittany: Being left behind sucks.
Santana: It's just a stupid prank.
Brittany: You don't get it. You left me behind and it hurt.

I know, I'm sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.

"Well, you know it would be boring if we weren't so awesome."

Santana: What happened to Beiste? Did we do something wrong?
Sue: Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite Kandor and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point of absolutely everything.

We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.

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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

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