I'm just wondering who you want to be. Do you want to be the person who gets high and yells at her aunt?

Sarah: So, what are you gonna do, cut one of these up, really give it the Pretty In Pink treatment?
Amber: Don't pretend like you haven't seen it.

You're gong to prom on a blind date! It's like 1954!

Gillian: Sarah, when you investigate me on the world wide web, which I would do if I were you, you're going to come across some oddities or two. Try not to do what others do so easily these days and don't prematurely compartmentalize me.
Sarah: I won't if you won't.
Gillian. You got it.

Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.

Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...

Crosby: Kristina, she's Switzerland, we can use her as a buffer.
Sarah: Yeah, can we clone her and sit her next to all of the difficult people?

I'm running for president of Thanksgiving.

Sarah: Hey, I'm sorry I know your feeling lonely. I understand what that feels like.
Amber: I'm fine, she was a little weird anyway, let's face it.

Gordon: We kicked the ass of the entire footwear industry.
Sarah: Yeah we did!
Gordon: Hold on a moment. I'd like to propose a toast to Sarah Braverman. The best booth job ever.
Sarah: Gosh. Thanks a lot.
Gordon: You give good booth.

Sarah: Do you need anything? Do you want some lemon aide or um cookies?
Drew: Yeah, if this were 1950 thanks.
Sarah: Well, Perhaps I'll bring you a martini and some pot. I'm just kidding, you should not do drugs or drink. Stay in school; don't cut your own bangs. These are a few of my mottos.

Gordon: You were saying?
Sarah: I have a terrible self esteem and it causes me to overcompensate, the design team is awesome, truly.
Gordon: I know I hired them.

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Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes