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Sarah: Do you need anything? Do you want some lemon aide or um cookies?
Drew: Yeah, if this were 1950 thanks.
Sarah: Well, Perhaps I'll bring you a martini and some pot. I'm just kidding, you should not do drugs or drink. Stay in school; don't cut your own bangs. These are a few of my mottos.

Gordon: You were saying?
Sarah: I have a terrible self esteem and it causes me to overcompensate, the design team is awesome, truly.
Gordon: I know I hired them.

Sarah: You know what I like about chocolate pudding, everything.
Gordon: You know what I like about tofu shaped like a burger and heavier than a brick, nothing!

Oh my God the roof is caving in; it's like 2012 in there.

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

I think we're better on our own and so, we should move on. Make a mess someplace new.

Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.

Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend.
Amber: Are you kidding?
Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short

Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?

Camille: Go get dressed.
Sarah: I am dressed.
Camille: No, really dressed.

Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.

Camille: I'm going to the market do you need anything?
Sarah: Could you get me a six pack of a different kind of intelligence.
Camille: What kind would you like?

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Parenthood Quotes

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Natalie

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Max

Parenthood Music

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On-my-way-back-home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well-runs-dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes
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