Sarah Braverman Quotes
Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.
Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.
Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?
Amber is from a broken home, so that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.
Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.
Sarah: I think I'll just try and get along with you and trust you.
Amber: OK. I'm meeting Damien and he's picking me up.
It's nice to live here, and of course what 38 year old woman doesn't enjoy living at home with her parents.
Sarah: Seduce me with The Sound and the Fury.
Mr. Cyr: It would work every time.
Amber: Can't you just punish me please?
Sarah: No I can't punish you, because I ran out of good punishments for you in Fresno. We'll have to see what he comes up with.
Sarah: He's not the only kid who's been dealt a rough hand.
Adam: I know.
Sarah: All Drew has done his whole life is wait for his father to show up...
Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.
You're still my favorite son.