The point of dating is just... to keep on dating and then never stop—like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist.
Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings? How do you get anything done?
Over the next 1,000 minutes, your notions of dating will be challenged. ... If you're saying things like 'Dreamy Eyes' to my face, then we have more work to do than the Kings of Leon. Good band, but it feels like they are stuck in one place musically.
If pot were a piano, Nick would be a 9-year-old Chinese girl.
Now, I'm gonna go do a deep-ass mouthwash.
Where did all that hair come from? You're a lioness!
I am rugged, semtic prince!
We are all five hooking up tonight, including the gimp!
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.
I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.
Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.
Well, this just in, the dress code for Winston's banquet tonight is...optional.