Senor Chang: Why are there costumes? These are supposed to be short conversations, they're not supposed to.
Jeff: Take your breath away?

Come on, hands people! It's 90% of Spanish

Senor Chang

Community Quotes

Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor--
Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work to do here.

Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.

Shirley [to Annie]