Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 15)
Season 4, Episode 11: "The Townie"
Serena: B, it's okay. I talked to Juliet. She's not the problem anymore. It's my mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Then you just left me for dead in a motel room. Why, because of Nate? Or Colin?
Juliet: No, you stupid bitch. Because you destroyed my brother's life!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: The photo of me on Gossip Girl. That was you too?
Juliet: Yep. I went out dressed like you and partied like it was 2007.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: She wants you all to think she's the perfect host and mother and wife, but the truth is she's a selfish liar who will destroy anyone that gets in her way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Gaslit"
Eric: How are you feeling?
Serena: Betrayed. Thanks.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Serena: [calling 911] My name is Serena van der Woodsen. I don't know who I am or how I got here. Please help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: Your daughter wakes up alone, drugged in an empty motel room, and you don't call the cops? You don't ask if she's OK or what happened? You just have her committed? What kind of mother does that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick"
Serena: [to Eric] You're my little brother. You're not enough.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Bouncer: Sorry. Do you have ID?
Serena: I didn't come to rent a car.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: As for your devoted suitors, have you finally decided whom to crush?
Serena: No, and I have feeling for both. I don't want to hurt either. I have a whole new appreciation for Big Love.
Blair: Well. Even in Utah only the men get to have more than one spouse. Which, I've come to realize, is extremely sexist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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