Serena van der Woodsen Quotes
Serena: How do you feel about ballet?
Dan: Watching or performing?
Serena: Separate flights?
Colin: We'll meet at the Pink Sands. Your room's under your name. I always book mine under Buffett.
Blair: Serena. What are you doing on campus so early?
Serena: Watching you climb out of a brownstone vestibule with Chuck following like the Bass that ate the canary. And no denials — your skirt's on backwards.
I'm having a whole new appreciation for pleather seats with duct tape.
Serena: I know we agreed to wait, but it feels like life is just passing us by. It's not fair.
Blair: Life is tough Serena. Get a helmet.
Serena: Did you invite the entire Columbia faculty to your party tonight?
Blair: I may have invited the dean and whomever she favors. Why do you care? You're not going.
Serena: Well the anniversary party was canceled so yes I am. And now it turns out so is Colin.
Blair: Unless you mean Firth or Farrell I'm not listening.
Serena: Why are we sidebarring? Do you really want access to strip clubs?
Blair: No, I just don't want to seem like I'm ceding territory too easily.
Serena: We've witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability.
Nate: Sooner or later one of you is going to press the other's button and we're going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.
Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking.
Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?
Serena: Colin. The Cab Stealer.
Blair: Oh, well you showed him.
[to Colin] Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?
Serena: B, can I just wish you good luck and take plausible deniability on this one?
Blair: Luck not needed, but right backatcha.
Serena: What is going on?
Dorota: It is better not to know. Plausible deniability.
