Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 16)
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick"
Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's.
Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work.
Serena: On what, your calculus homework?
Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help.
Elliot: And we brought protractors.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Serena: [to Dan] Why do you have mad face?
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Blair: It's just your ordinary, run of the mill ex sex, fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain.
Serena: May I remind you that those are both feelings?
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Serena: I don't understand. You brought Colin as your date. Are you on a sugar high?
Blair: No. He's your date. Not mine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: How do you feel about ballet?
Dan: Watching or performing?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Serena: Separate flights?
Colin: We'll meet at the Pink Sands. Your room's under your name. I always book mine under Buffett.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Serena. What are you doing on campus so early?
Serena: Watching you climb out of a brownstone vestibule with Chuck following like the Bass that ate the canary. And no denials — your skirt's on backwards.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: I'm having a whole new appreciation for pleather seats with duct tape.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Serena: I know we agreed to wait, but it feels like life is just passing us by. It's not fair.
Blair: Life is tough Serena. Get a helmet.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Serena: Did you invite the entire Columbia faculty to your party tonight?
Blair: I may have invited the dean and whomever she favors. Why do you care? You're not going.
Serena: Well the anniversary party was canceled so yes I am. And now it turns out so is Colin.
Blair: Unless you mean Firth or Farrell I'm not listening.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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