Favorite Shane Botwin Quotes
Silas: Shane, get over yourself. No one cares.
Shane: You're just jealous.
Silas: Of what?
Shane: That mom likes me more now.
(to Nancy) Can I drive it at least once before you set it on fire? Please! I've been kidnapped.
Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?
Shane: How the hell are we going to sell has to a kids concert?
Silas: Actually, this will be okay.
I'm a hero! I'm a hero! I can't taste my beer anymore.
Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.
(to Mr. Schiff) You keep a picture of our mom in your wallet?
Silas: So what do you think is in the locked room at the end of the hall?
Shane: Probably a shrine to our mom.
(to Silas) He's so your f*cking dad.
Shane: We'll let the lab decide.
Silas: Lab?
Shane: DNA my brother or should I say half brother.
Dude, give up the dream.
Always the babysitter, awesome.
