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Shane Botwin Quotes

Shane: Let me ask you something, did he ever hit you? Did he ever tell you were s**t? Fondle your balls? Then quit acting like moody emo d**khole. Mitch may be may be a self hating alcoholic mess but he loves the crap out of you. Let him back into your life or I swear to God I’ll come to fagitty track meets and take a bat to your knee cap.
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Shane: Ask me why I'm like a musician.
Nancy: Why are you like a musician?
Shane: Because I'm playing that detective like a fiddle!
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Shane: Let him back into your life or I'll come to one of your faggoty track meets and take a bat to your kneecaps.
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Shane: He’s pissed at everybody. It’s impotent rage. For me, it all came out with Pilar.
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Shane: He downloaded our database.
Silas: F**king rat.
Shane: I prefer the term informant.
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Shane: Nice job tapping that. She's a lot cuter in person tan in her surveillance photo.
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Shane: You keep partnering up with the wrong son.
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Andy: How'd you get that?
Shane: I walked in and printed it out.
Andy: He's good.
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Shane: I can do this.
Nancy: I have to get this. Don't f**k up.
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Shane: I don't believe in you. You have no business plan. This is a terrible location for foot traffic and you don't even know if the wheel is street legal in the United States.
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