Favorite Shane Healy Quotes
Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together
Shane: Do you have another pillow?
Wendy: What do you need another one for?
Shane: For your mother's face
You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.
Shane: If we're gonna be up all night, can we at least have a little fun?
Wendy: I cannot handle be screwed by two people at once.
Wendy: Look at me, my hands are shaking.
Shane: Take a Xanax.
Wendy: I already did, this beyond Xanax.
I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?
Wendy: You're doing laundry, I love you.
Shane: They're just socks. Wait 'til you see me folding.
Wendy: Next time it would be nice if we all great ordered takeout from the same place.
Shane: Globalization is not great for the planet, but it's great for leftovers!
Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.
Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..
Wendy: Are we supposed to start talking about birth control?
Shane: If we did it'd probably be best you had that talk. If I'd have known about it she wouldn't be here.
Shane: If the director's already looking at choices, what's are the chances?
Sal: Wendy can make it happen, she did before.
[snaaaap!!]
