Sheldon: Is that the attitude to helped you get Penny?
Leonard: No, but I don't have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me.

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• Added: April 02, 2015

Sheldon: Play that funky music, white boy!
Leonard: I'm surprised you know that reference.
Sheldon: What reference?

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• Added: April 02, 2015

Sheldon: Would you like to play a physics car game I invented called "I Can't Spy"? It's all the nail biting tension of "I Spy," but the added fun of sub-atomic particles and waves outside the visible spectrum.
Leonard: If it's half as much fun as "One Times Ten to the Fourth Bottles of Beer on the Wall," I'm in.

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• Added: April 02, 2015

Oh, please. I have ideas all day long. Reverse Sea World, where dolphins are allowed to pet people. A new clothing size in between medium and large, called "marge." Snow White retold from the point of view of Sneezy. Why won't Doc prescribe him something? We finally find out.

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• Added: March 12, 2015

While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a PhD.

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• Added: March 05, 2015

Penny: See, this is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice.
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: That was tricky because when it comes to alcohol she generally means business.

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• Added: March 05, 2015

Amy: After a careful evaluation of our relationship. We decided that the time was right to take a step forward.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: Do you want to say it?
Amy: Let's say it together!
Sheldon and Amy: We're getting a turtle!

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• Added: March 05, 2015

Sheldon: If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
Penny: Well, not to steal from the Bible, but turning water into wine sounds pretty good.

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• Added: February 26, 2015

Sheldon: I didn't care for her yelling, but now that I'm not going to hear it again, I'm sad.
Leonard: If you want, I can yell at you later.
Sheldon: It won't be as good.

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• Added: February 19, 2015

Sheldon: When I lost my father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do.
Penny: I really thought he was going to say, "Let it go."

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• Added: February 19, 2015

Are you folding that like a crazy person to get me to do it?

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• Added: February 19, 2015

Sheldon: Gee, Penny. Life's given me lemons, what should I do?
Penny: You could shove them somewhere.
Sheldon: Okay, now you're getting creative.

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• Added: February 19, 2015