Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 4)
Season 6, Episode 18: "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
Leonard: Helping women?
Sheldon: Helping anyone. People should take care of themselves.
Leonard: Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners, the pharmacy and the post office?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Monster Isolation"
Sheldon: How can she remember all those lines, but as a waitress she can't remember "no tomato" on my hamburger?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Can I want to go because I have to want to go?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon [to Penny]: Spread your legs. Invite them in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin -- yeah, though not a real virgin. She's had coitus many times. Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. Once while he was trying to watch the Incredibles. Penny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "The Tangible Affection of Proof"
Sheldon: Wow. This is truly remarkable.
Alex: Thank you.
Sheldon: I think I'll keep it for myself.
Alex: What about your girlfriend?
Sheldon: It's too late, I call dibbs.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: But, she has Google maps on her phone.
Alex: I don't know how to respond to that.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: Clearly, I made the right choice farming this out to you. But, I am telling you, Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot. My socks are on, knock them off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
Sheldon: Have you seen the one where Lori dies?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Or, maybe she doesn't. Let's find out.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high pitch wails of despair.
Penny: Yeah and who knows how Amy will react.
• Rating: Unrated
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