The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSSheldon Cooper Quotes
I'm trying to raise the temperature in here before my nipples tear through my shirt.
Kripke: Well, as long as we are here I might as well take a leak.
Sheldon: Kripke, you're in my spot
Sheldon: If you're interested I can send you a link to a YouTube video that would show you how to perform your own rectal exam. Helpful hint: trim your nails first.
Amy: Oh ... are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence.
Biologists are mean.
Sheldon: This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
Amy: Soap spots. Wash them again.
Amy: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be romantic.
Sheldon: Way to kill the mood.
Leonard: Lobster traps?
Sheldon: Yes. That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.
Good Lord! Would you stop that caterwauling?
Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.
Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup
To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."
