Um we need to find out every possible details about this rando hussy immediately.

Your entire life you've been telling the world you're a loser who doesn't care. That's not you anymore. I've watched that happen.

Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.

I think it's really important to be honest even if it's really difficult.

Thank you, it's really helpful to know you were a fuck-up too.

I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star, and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

I think it's time to unchoose some of those choices.

My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!

I feel like my bandana collection is like my most developed collection.

It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four year since college.

Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.

Girls Quotes

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

To Hannah, taking her next step through a series of random steps.

Adam