By the way, living in Japan has made me so effing good at folding, steaming, pressing, et cetera. My friend Satako says that I'm, like, a complete natural, and could totally compete with the best of them. They have this reality TV show there called "Fold, Fold, Press" which is kind of about being human.

Shoshanna: Oh, wow. You look so whimsical-slash-beautiful.
Jessa: Thank you. I just bathed in the stream and then I ran through the field to dry myself.

Um we need to find out every possible details about this rando hussy immediately.

Your entire life you've been telling the world you're a loser who doesn't care. That's not you anymore. I've watched that happen.

Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.

I think it's really important to be honest even if it's really difficult.

Thank you, it's really helpful to know you were a fuck-up too.

I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star, and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

I think it's time to unchoose some of those choices.

My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!

I feel like my bandana collection is like my most developed collection.

Girls Quotes

I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.

Hannah

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah