Shoshanna Shapiro Quotes
It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four year since college.
Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.
Basically it’s been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I’m alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.
I can't be surrounded by your negativity while I'm trying to grow into a fully formed woman. You hate everything!
Will you get out of me?
I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.
Okay I don't want this to be awkward but like you look amazing, like seriously you could have sex with like any girl at this party including me. Oh my God.
Where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen?
Okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing.
What's a butt plug?
Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here.
to Hannah}
I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.
