Popular Shoshanna Shapiro Quotes
I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.
I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.
This is like the most SATC.
Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.
Everyone's a dumb whore.
Shoshanna: It doesn't hurt.
Ray: Good because I haven't done anything yet.
I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
What's better than bathing a pig?
I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.
Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here.
to Hannah}
What's a butt plug?
I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.
