Popular Shoshanna Shapiro Quotes
Okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing.
Where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen?
Okay I don't want this to be awkward but like you look amazing, like seriously you could have sex with like any girl at this party including me. Oh my God.
I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.
Will you get out of me?
I can't be surrounded by your negativity while I'm trying to grow into a fully formed woman. You hate everything!
Basically it’s been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I’m alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.
Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.
It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four year since college.
I feel like my bandana collection is like my most developed collection.
My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!
I think it's time to unchoose some of those choices.
