Favorite Silas Botwin Quotes
Let's just do what's needed to do here and move on. I don't want to be here forever.
Silas: You really think it's a good idea leaving Pebbles with Bam-Bam.
Andy: No, but we can't afford child care, so we have to take this small leap of faith. I'm encouraged because so far the baby hasn't ever tried to get us all killed.
Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.
Silas [about baby Botwin]: He's kind of cute
Shane: Who cares? He's probably just gonna want to play soccer
Nancy: Be the man.
Silas: Be the mom.
Silas: When Nancy tells us to go to college, what do we do?
Shane: We buy hot tubs!
Silas: Free at last, my brother!
Silas: Silas: I get it. If I get shot in my jerk-off arm, I would be mad too.
Silas: What the?
Store Clerk: (referring to her vampire puncture marks on her neck) I'm the chosen one of Warrior Griffin.
Silas: Cool...
Silas: You missed a spot.
Andy: Back off Reading Rainbow.
Silas: I love her.
Celia: You stuck your penis in her. That's not love, believe me.
College Girl: What?
Silas: Nothing I just love college so much.
Silas: She’s never going to forgive me.
Andy: First things first, you need to apologize. Good Lord and Creator made us fellable creatures. And who knows, maybe it’ll all be fine. Maybe she wont lose Stevie. She’ll probably lose Stevie but she’d kill Jill first. Maybe she’d have Shane do it.
