Silas: What's next another concert? Mom?
Nancy: Copenhagen. But first, one more stop.

Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.

Silas: So what do you think is in the locked room at the end of the hall?
Shane: Probably a shrine to our mom.

Shane: We'll let the lab decide.
Silas: Lab?
Shane: DNA my brother or should I say half brother.

(to Lars) I think I'm your son.

Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.

My whole childhood is a lie.

(to Shane) Please please. Choose to not be a dick.

Please when you kill her just let us know, for closure.

Shane: Couldn't stay away, huh?
Silas: Like you always said, I'm not very bright.

Silas: When Nancy tells us to go to college, what do we do?
Shane: We buy hot tubs!
Silas: Free at last, my brother!

Nancy: Be the man.
Silas: Be the mom.