Popular Sock Quotes
Sam: So, uh, what did I miss last night?
Sock: Oh dude, the bar was awesome. We had a great time.
Sam: Yeah?
Sock: Yeah.
Sam: What happened?
Sock: Uh, nothing happened. It was super boring. It sucked.
Sam: You just said it was awesome.
Sock: Yeah, I chose my words poorly, Sam
Sock: You ever dumpster dive?
Ben: Of course. Remember that shirt I got you for your birthday?
Sock: That's a fine grab
Sam: Sock, we almost got killed.
Sock: Whatever, we've almost been killed way worse than that
The Butcher? That's a pretty good name. Yeah, if I was a serial killer I'd want my name to be something more effective, like Murder Man or Killbot
Sock: Are you scared?
Ben: Does is show?
Sock: You're kinda hurting my arm...
Ben: Oh. [lets go of Sock]
Sock: You've got some nails on you, man
Sock: God, do we have to talk to Russ? Guy gives me the skeeves.
Sam: Yes. Yes, we do. But remember, we are all business. You show any signs of friendship to Russ and it's like feeding a raccoon. We'll never get rid of him.
Sock: Ah, you hear that, Ben?
Ben: Oh, wh...
Sock: No, listen to me. None of this, my name's Ben. I like everybody. Let's be blood brothers, okay? I do not want to hang out with this guy. He's extra-strength douche
Holly: Tell me how to set Kit free, or I will torch this whole place, and there will only be one of us getting out of here alive.
Sock: Which one of us?
Ben: Damn. We look good.
Sock: I'm thinking of touching myself.
Sam: Not in my car, please
Ben: Yeah, Love, Bullets, and Blacktop. It's a fine title.
Sock: Boobs, Bullets, and Blacktop would be better. You know, the whole repeating the B's thing, that's classy
Sam: Sock, Sock, don't do something stupid.
Sock: Sam, I am almost certainly going to do something stupid. It's in my blood. You know that
Sock: Coupons? El Diablo not forkin' out the big bucks, huh?
Gladys: Just ring me up so I never have to come back here
Hey, no shame in community college, K-Fed. I almost went
