Spencer Hastings Quotes
Emily: Sometimes things look bad, and they're really not. Sometimes there's another explanation for what's going on.
Spencer: And what if that explanation is even worse?
Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.
Spencer: If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.
Hanna: Is being captain braniac really that important?
Okay, he's basically hugging a hand grenade.
You make it so hard to be a modern post-feminist when you get so alpha male.
Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone move.
Don't think that was a love dunk.
Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.
B is for bad.
These are my most collegiate-looking blazers.
Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.
Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.
