Spencer Hastings Quotes
Her handwriting is so sloppy it's like doing Mad Libs in reverse.
Spencer: What did you say? We think your friend is in our friend's grave?
Hanna: Yeah, Spencer, that's exactly what I said, duh!
Aria: What kind of town throws a party in a graveyard?
Spencer: Must be to honor their dead.
Aria: Yeah, but can't they do that without walking all over them.
Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one
Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.
Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.
Spencer (on CeCe): You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.
Hanna: Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.
Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.
Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.
Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.
Mom, I am not a sofa!
Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.
